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Stories in todays newsletter:
🛂 Trump's $100,000 H-1B fee sparks tech industry chaos
🕵️♂️Enter VaultGemma, Google’s first privacy-preserving LLM
💻Microsoft Copilot: How much productivity can AI really achieve?
🎧Podcast: Lulu Cheng Meservey's "How to Build a Cult"
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Global News Rundown for Sept 17–23, 2025 - a mix of serious developments, bright spots, and head shaking stuff to … do something with the mood.
🏦 Fed cuts interest rates
The Federal Reserve bravely bravely lowered interest rates by a thrilling quarter percent—because when the economy whispers, “Uh-oh,” the Fed replies, “How about a tiny discount?”
🌱 Melting Glaciers and Typhoons
Nature kept everyone humble as glaciers melt faster than an ice cream cone on a hot day, and typhoons reminded the Philippines who’s boss when it comes to weather drama.
✈️ The World’s Largest Waiting Rooms are…
Europe’s busiest airports after their automated check-in systems were hit by hackers with ransomware—proving that even flight delays can be upgraded to ‘premium digital chaos’. Passengers at London Heathrow, Brussels, and Berlin were treated to a vintage travel experience involving handwritten boarding passes, staff furiously refreshing laptops, and, for a limited time only, marathon-length check-in lines.
🏉 And for the sports fans…
Canada surprised everyone by getting to the Women’s Rugby World Cup finals—because who says Canadians can’t tackle both maple syrup and rugby? Don’t miss the final this Saturday!
🇺🇸 Meanwhile in America…
In a bold and entirely unrequested public service announcement, President Trump unveiled a groundbreaking health plan: if you want to avoid autism, just live like the Amish. Because nothing says “cutting-edge medical advice” like trading smartphones for horse-drawn carriages and WiFi for candlelight. According to this narrative, the secret to flawless health lies in a combination of Tylenol bans and Amish-style simplicity.
👉 In short: politics, weather, music gatekeepers, and a little rugby drama kept the world spinning—with some comedic plot twists worthy of a late-night monologue.
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Market Watch
Markets regained some footing this week, with steady gains across US, European, and Indian equities—and Bitcoin finally stopped hiding loose change. If you held steady last week, your portfolio got a happy boost.
